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The thought festered because I was. How far had I come from the six-year-old version of myself? The sobering, retrospectively obvious reality is that if time travel can be invented then it will not be invented by me. This is okay.

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Shakespeare and Austen and Joyce will vanish as surely as an article in a printed magazine. Wells himself wrote 12 million Aljezur linen night fucking of journalism and fiction and we only truly care about a couple of his science fiction novels.

My mistake before, yawping out to my bedroom, was the assumption that I would be able to hear my own call, that the theoretical time traveller would be me.

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Maybe this is apt: Even your vague awareness of how far through you are seems like life-warping information to possess. How many more chapters are there? How does it end? You push the thought away but others take its place. What if you were to read ahead?

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